ThrillBilly Lanyard – “Certified Chaos Holder” Edition

Keep your keys, badges, and questionable life choices in one place with the official ThrillBilly Lanyard. This thing is tough, bright, and loud — basically the opposite of the person who whispers “I think we should go home now.”

Whether you’re:

• sneaking into abandoned buildings

• ripping around in a trophy truck

• flying a helicopter

• or just trying not to lose your damn keys again

…this lanyard is the ultimate ride-or-die accessory.

Made with durable, high-quality material that’ll survive the same chaos you put your vehicles through. The bold ThrillBilly print makes sure everyone knows you’re part of a club that definitely isn’t in the yellow pages.

Perfect for:
✔ keys
✔ backstage passes
✔ ghost-hunting gear
✔ excuses you’ll think of later

Lightweight, rugged, and proudly irresponsible.
Strap in — literally.